Crucified Barbara
“In Distortion We Trust”
Liquor & Poker Music

Crucified Barbara sounds like Kittie without the death metal vocals, even though they are displayed in all their metal chick glory on the cover of this bad boy. Crucified Barbara, despite their horrid name, have created a cheesy and fun All-Girl, think a dirtier Donnas, hard rock album.

They’re all about cliched sex, drugs, and rock & roll lyrics. “Play Me Hard” starts the record and sets the tone. Songs like “Motorfucker”, “Going Down”, and “I Wet Myself” are so cheesy that you’ve gotta smile.

I’m not sure if this band takes themselves seriously or not, but with lyrics like this gem, “Baby come and save me/I’m such a mess/Help me inhale now/I’m going down.” I bet they’re awesome live.